College Football/ Elbert Hubbard/ George Will/ Erma Bombeck/ Phyllis Diller
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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. ~Elbert Hubbard
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~George F. Wil
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. ~Erma Bombeck
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~Phyllis Diller

