The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.  Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.  ~Kenneth Tynan

Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your work.  Note just what it is about your work that critics don’t like - then cultivate it.  That’s the only part of your work that’s individual and worth keeping.  ~Jean Cocteau

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.  ~G.K. Chesterton

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It’s a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!  ~Nicholas Evans

A horse is the projection of peoples’ dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence.  ~Pam Brown

Even an E-type Jaguar looks merely flash beside a really smart pony and trap.  ~Marion C. Garretty

One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.  ~Dale Carnegie

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Let him who looks for a monument to Washington look around the United States.  Your freedom, your independence, your national power, your prosperity, and your prodigious growth are a monument to him.  ~Louis Kossuth

George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.  ~Author Unknown

Posterity will talk of Washington as the founder of a great empire, when my name shall be lost in the vortex of revolution.  ~Napoleon I

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If I was a fish in the sea

I would love to be

Right next to thee.

Nibbling at your toes

Peaking at your nose

Moving down to see

Your beautiful

Round

Knee.

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